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This is going to be short as I’m tired and spent most of the night on my feet… but some first hand tips for those Maids of Honor and Bestmen when it comes to the bachelor/ette parties.

• DO go to age appropriate clubs. There’s nothing worse than being the oldest group of people in a club. Except being the oldest AND pregnant.
• DO budget, apparently sparkling water is more expensive than cocktails at most hipster bars.
• DO order a stripper.
• Do NOT give the stripper the wrong address causing you to get a phonecall from your neighbour telling you to come pick up your chapless Stripper.
• DO wear a nice outfit.
• Do NOT wear the same outfit as the bride forcing you to go home, change, and arrive at a bar just after we’ve left – sorry Cheryl.
• Finally do NOT let the Bride and Groom meet. They’ll just mack (do the kids still say mack? – see above) on one another while they whisper how much they love each other and are so happy they never have to do the dating thing again.
• Oh and something Laurence told me to post but I have no clue what it means – always have an extra pair of pants?

Pass on your own tips in the comments.

-Lil

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